Aaaaah, travel by bus, are fun right? One can see the whole range of creatures that make up our society, but that's another algology. What calls me today is a typical situation when have to give your seat to the gentleman (ra), shown in reduced motor skills and therefore need to help your miserable life goes better.
There are many techniques to avoid these situations, listing the best known
1 .- Sitting beside the window if you sit glued to the window, there is a space for than any other parishioner feels, hence the need to take the seat will not be you if not the poor individual who is more apt to yield it.
2 .- You Go to the bottom of the Micro: seeks the farthest seat substance, but also usually the most dangerous, especially at night, if your middle name is danger, adventure, Bond, Norris, or "I-love-you-me-violence-in-the-mic", this option is yours.
3.-Pretend dementia: Or take the Weon, short.
Finally, if none of these works, stand up and fucked good person gives the seat and win a place in heaven.
Now there are times when one goes far more generous and one wants to cede the seat to the first octogenarian to this, to feel you've done good for society and believe that you a better person.
My time is when the micro gorged on school unaware that filled the micro and hence the seats, I picked up the clue, note that in the tumult of young pubescent, came one frail lady, very complicated with an iron stick of what looked affirming available to not fall, "this is mine" (I said), "if I give the seat going to stay as king before all this manga insensitive", wait for me to approach get up and softly say "Lady, like a seat, we will gladly give up my place so you can sit and enjoy your holiday comfortably" I turn to my face and watch the rest of the students who watched the situation as saying "they saw as a bunch of assholes should behave?" the lady says "I saw old face?" the old must cede seat, "I will stay seated nomas good standing, petrified and silent, feeling the laughter in the micro, and I stand there making me the Weon, trying to understand the situation.
Completely neutralized by the accurate words of that old fire out of hell itself, I returned to my place, turned on my "personal stereo" I put Cassette play my "mix Tagada '95" (powered by Archon), in complete silence and absolutely in shock.
So gentlemen, if you see an old woman in the micro, for any reason give place, become the sleeping, reading a book, sóbense foot to look like an accident, but DO NOT GIVE YOUR SEAT Fuck that ... elderly
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