Anyway, every day I take the elevator that brings me to my workplace, which is right on the floor 15, which leaves me with a large margin in order to watch certain individuals that cause me very curious.
"The Stuck: are people who when they have points where they look steadily until the fall, as if the elevator's blocked somehow stare down or up or the antics of the lift as you climb.
"The hurry: Those who come in and push the button 5 000 times to go up faster, and always make a noise if the elevator stops before your destination, the sound is something like" tssssaaaaaa. "
"The impatient: Those who go to floor 30, floor 1 and begin to get the keys and leave them ready to come and open the door, and throughout this period the keyring sounding compulsively.
"The Press: are those who enter the elevator talking on the phone, knowing that they will be cut and start screaming as if that will improve the signal, something like "Wait, I'm entering a lift, cut, being cut, I SAY THAT cut, mmmm Hello?, is how strange it seems to be short the call .... "
- The Outstyle: usually are women who dress like boobs and mostly walk with hairstyles from the 80 `s like the bangs and blouses with shoulder pads.
"The talkers: are those characters that are your best friends for the duration of the trip up or down, and they are so cute that makes you want to invite you for coffee or ask Messenger, facebook, tweeter to keep talking, but usually are carriers, or distributors usually are not connected with these technologies, so will be your best friends for some floors.
-The mysterious: beings are quiet and usually come with lenses and not to lift them out never, never have taken such a word.
-The perfumed: are those who have bathed in perfume of some good steps mark the coral lolas bathe in perfume or bus, the most mature one channel and a laborer in a British colony.
"The stinking: No further explanation, I guess you know what I mean, to sometimes it is not necessary encounter with them, because if you go into an elevator and it smells like armpit, you know that one of those people were there, which brings me to the character.
-Ninjas: are sinister characters that leave you an ambush, whenever they find the opportunity,
usually use a gland of pestilence to leave the elevator smelling cubicle monkey butt for a long time, something that when the ninja comes out, the next victim among not get out until you reach your destination. I think they find some kind of pleasure to know that some people are smelling what they ate, who really knows.
"The pranksters: is similar to the ninja but a bit more primitive and less subtle, usually are those who come down and take care to tighten all the floors to the next to raise obligatorily have to stop at each level, a classic .
-educators: beings are generally coming from lower levels, say -1, -2, -3 etc, and the more down to climb, more educated you get, greet
politely, and most have several pairs of names such as Luis Alberto Eduardo Alonso, followed by compound name or as many RR Irarrázaval
Izaguirre, etc.
-The Sad: They are usually half day or evening, are characters who spill melancholy to the elbows, and are always at the bottom of the elevator,
with his head to one side.
"The voyeurs: are those who look closely at each person entering the elevator almost like a dam, but if you enter a
a female with a good cleavage or a great skirt, let alone tight jeans.
-The Zombies: These are my favorites, are easily distinguishable by its large dark circles and attitude of the living dead,
his arms loose, his head is usually in one of her shoulders and drag their feet because they are zombies obvious.
Well, my research comes through here, custodians of the building discovered my hiding place, because of the nasty smell emanating from the ceiling, and they want to clean up the mess they leave the elevator if I'll have to plug the hole to watch. That would, I better hurry before I do later ...
